| ACT 1 | Sung By |
|---|
| Tennis | Cutie Wriggle (known as "The Wriggle Sisters" in vaudeville), Dotie Wriggle (known as "The Wriggle Sisters" in vaudeville) and Ensemble |
| The Dollar Bill's the Flag That Rules the World | Sir J. Rufus Wallingford (a recent addition to the British peerage) and Ensemble |
| Where the Edelweiss Is Blooming | Herman Bierheister (partner and financial guide to Rausmitt), Wilhelm Rausmitt (a college boy), Cutie Wriggle (known as "The Wriggle Sisters" in vaudeville) and Dotie Wriggle (known as "The Wriggle Sisters" in vaudeville) |
| My Hero (A parody on "The Chocolate Soldier") | Solomon Bumpski (an angel) and Clorinda Scibblem (Wallingford's typewriter with literary aspirations) |
| (Under) The Ragtime Flag | Blackie Daw (Wallingford's former pal but present foe) and Ensemble |
| Rose of Pyramid Land | Cleopatra (who has been in cold storage for a matter of two t) and Ensemble |
Ragtime Opera (A burlesque on the Sexette from Lucia)
(music by Irving Berlin; lyrics by Irving Berlin) | Clorinda Scibblem (Wallingford's typewriter with literary aspirations), Cleopatra (who has been in cold storage for a matter of two t), Solomon Bumpski (an angel), Herman Bierheister (partner and financial guide to Rausmitt), Wilhelm Rausmitt (a college boy) and Sir J. Rufus Wallingford (a recent addition to the British peerage) |
| The Lyre Bird and the Jay | Blackie Daw (Wallingford's former pal but present foe) and Dotie Wriggle (known as "The Wriggle Sisters" in vaudeville) |
| Where the Edelweiss Is Blooming | Company |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
|---|
| College Days | Ensemble |
| The Minstrel Man | Hiney Rausmitt (a capitalist) and Clorinda Scibblem (Wallingford's typewriter with literary aspirations) |
| Meet Me at the Stage Door To-night | Ensemble |
| Dixie Love | Cleopatra (who has been in cold storage for a matter of two t) and Ensemble |
The Million Dollar Ball
(music by Irving Berlin and E. Ray Goetz; lyrics by Irving Berlin and E. Ray Goetz) | Blackie Daw (Wallingford's former pal but present foe), Iona Carr (formerly of the Lunch Counter Girl Company and now) and Ensemble |
The Hanky Panky Glide
(music by Harry Cooper and Joe Cooper; lyrics by Ballard MacDonald) | Solomon Bumpski (an angel) and Ensemble |
| Boola Boola | Company |
