| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| Bachelor Days | Bachelor Boys |
| Belles of the Tally-Ho Boarding School | Carolyn Swifton and Chorus |
| I'm Ready To Quit and Be Good | Harry Swifton and Bachelor Boys |
| Quaker Talk | Lucy Medders, Boys and Girls |
| The Girl Who Wouldn't Spoon | Harry Swifton and Lucy Medders |
| Story of a Marionette | Pigeon Williams and Carolyn Swifton |
| My Wife! My Wife | Principals and Chorus |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
| Something Very Mysterious | Pigeon Williams and Ensemble |
| (What's) Sauce for the Gander Is Sauce for the Goose | Helen Bombastino, Daphne Daffington and Count von Schnigglefits |
| (The) Girl of My Dreams | Harry Swifton and Lucy Medders |
| Every Girlie Loves Me But the Girl I Love | Pigeon Williams and Chorus |
| Dear Little Games of Guessing | Harry Swifton, Phineas Medders, Socrates Primmer, Pigeon Williams, Lucy Medders, Carolyn Swifton and Girls |
| O-o-h (Maybe It's a Robber) | Lucy Medders and Harry Swifton |
| Dr. Tinkle Tinker | Lucy Medders and Chorus |