| ACT 1 | Sung By |
|---|
| The High Horticultural College | Chorus |
| (The) Lady Secretary | Thisbe and Chorus |
| Ladies in Society | Debutantes and Chorus |
| Oh, Mr. Registrar | Lady Violet Anstruther, Josephine Zaccary, Hon. Guy Scrymageour and Dr. Ronald Fausset |
A Perfect Lady
(music by Hugo Frey; lyrics by Harold Atteridge) | Caroline Vokins |
(And They Say He Went to) College
(music by Seymour Furth; lyrics by Edward P Moran) | Artie Choke and Chorus |
I Don't Want the Dark
(lyrics by Leslie Mayne and Percy Greenbank) | Lady Violet Anstruther and Chorus |
| (From) Far Peru | Professor Zaccary and Chorus |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
|---|
| Up and Down, Over the Town | Chorus |
| Come Along to the Zoo | Zelie Homberg, Debutantes and Chorus |
He Goes to Church on Sunday
(music by E. Ray Goetz; lyrics by Vincent Bryan) | Artie Choke |
| Little Blanche Marie | Lady Violet Anstruther and Dancers |
No Wedding Bells for Me
(music by Seymour Furth; lyrics by Edward P Moran and Will Heelan) | Caroline Vokins |
Liza Ann
(lyrics by Leslie Mayne) | Thisbe and Professor Zaccary |
I Must Propose to You
(music by Paul Rubens; lyrics by Paul Rubens) | Josephine Zaccary and Hon. Guy Scrymageour |
Pianologue
(music by Jerome Kern) | Dr. Ronald Fausset |
| Fancy Dress | Caroline Vokins and Chorus |
| Little Chimney Sweep | Lady Violet Anstruther and Picaninnies |
| La Promenade Anglais | Thisbe, Professor Zaccary and Dancers |
