| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| Hail for the Thames on a Summer's Day | Chorus |
| So Take You a Warning | Mr. Ebenezer Honeycomb and Chorus |
| Somebody | Tom Everleigh (A barrister) and Norah Honeycomb |
| The Battersea Butterfly Shooters | Major Fossdyke (Of the Battersea Butterfly Shooters) and Chorus |
| I'm All the Way from Gay Paree | Mlle. Julie Bon Bon (The Gay Perisienne) and Mr. Auguste Pompier (A French spy) |
| Then Off We Go | |
| Tweedledum and Tweedledee | Mr. Ebenezer Honeycomb and Mlle. Julie Bon Bon (The Gay Perisienne) |
| Cock-a-doodle | Mlle. Julie Bon Bon (The Gay Perisienne), Mr. Auguste Pompier (A French spy), Mrs. Honeycomb and Mr. Ebenezer Honeycomb |
| Hail, the Hero of the Day | Chorus |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
| Isn't It Wonderful | Chorus |
| The Festive Continong | Tom Everleigh (A barrister), Percy Tooting (Ducle's friend), Cecil Smyth (Ducle's friend) and Algernon P. Ducle (An American) |
| First and Third | Mr. Ebenezer Honeycomb and Mlle. Julie Bon Bon (The Gay Perisienne) |
| Sister Mary Jane's Top Note | Ruth (Honeycomb's servant) and Chorus |
| Oh, Tender Remembrance | Norah Honeycomb and Chorus |
| Tootle, Tootle | Mrs. Honeycomb, Major Fossdyke (Of the Battersea Butterfly Shooters), Ruth (Honeycomb's servant) and Mr. Auguste Pompier (A French spy) |
| Ding-Dong | |
| Upon the Stage Let's Have a Fling | Ruth (Honeycomb's servant) and Major Fossdyke (Of the Battersea Butterfly Shooters) |
| Carnival | Chorus |
| Just for a Kiss | |
| The Girl from Paris | |
| He Took It In a Good-natured Way | |