| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| Drat! The Cat! | Citizens, Patrolmen, Mayor, Pincer (Superintendant of Police) and Mallet |
| My Son, Uphold the Law | Roger "Bulldog" Purefoy (Former Chief of Detectives) and Patrolmen |
| Holmes and Watson | Alice Van Guilder (daughter of Mathilde and Lucius Van Guilder) and Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) |
| She Touched Me | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) |
| Wild and Reckless | Alice Van Guilder (daughter of Mathilde and Lucius Van Guilder) |
| She's Roses | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) and Kate Purefoy (Roger Purefoy's wife) |
| Dancing with Alice | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman), Alice Van Guilder (daughter of Mathilde and Lucius Van Guilder), Lucius Van Guilder (Matilda Van Guilder's husband, a millionaire), Matilda Van Guilder (a socialite) and Guests |
| Drat! The Cat! (Reprise) | Lucius Van Guilder (Matilda Van Guilder's husband, a millionaire), Matilda Van Guilder (a socialite) and Guests |
| Purefoy's Lament | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
| A Pox Upon the Traitor's Brow | Pincer (Superintendant of Police), Mallet, Emma and Patrolmen |
| Deep in Your Heart | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) |
| Let's Go | Alice Van Guilder (daughter of Mathilde and Lucius Van Guilder) and Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) |
| It's Your Fault | Lucius Van Guilder (Matilda Van Guilder's husband, a millionaire) and Matilda Van Guilder (a socialite) |
| Wild and Reckless (Reprise) | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) |
| The Upside-Down Thief | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman), Citizens, Patrolmen and Kate Purefoy (Roger Purefoy's wife) |
| Today Is a Day for a Band to Play | Pincer (Superintendant of Police), Mallet, Emma, Patrolmen and Citizens |
| She Touched Me (Reprise) | Bob Purefoy (the Purefoy's son, a patrolman) and Alice Van Guilder (daughter of Mathilde and Lucius Van Guilder) |
| I Like Him | Alice Van Guilder (daughter of Mathilde and Lucius Van Guilder) |
| Justice Triumphant | Entire Company |
| Today Is a Day for a Band to Play (Reprise) | Entire Company |