Understudies: John Allen (Specialty Singer), Perry Bruskin (Conductor, Higgins, Piper, The Dragon), Betty Buday (French Poodle, Girl, Specialty Dancer), Bob Emmett (Cameraman, Conductor, Hitchcock, Inspector, Specialty Dancer, The American), Robert Gallagher (Announcer, He, Hubby, Husband, Performer - "Here's What You Said"), Walter Kelvin (Man on Bench, Producer), Vera Lee (French Poodle, Girl, Specialty Dancer), Loney Lewis (A Vaudevillian, Captain Universe, Close Friend, Him, Lefty Hogan, Lovey, Mr. Murdock, Schneider, Siegfried, Specialty Performer, The Clown), Jane Mason (Little Girl, Maid) and Betty O'Neil (A Vaudevillian, Br³nnhilde, Miss Travers, She, Specialty Performer, The Girl, Wife, Wifey)
ACT 1
Sung By
Hold Me Tight
1st Suitor, 2nd Suitor, 3rd Suitor, Maid and The Girl
Highlights from the World of Sports
Producer, Announcer, Cameraman and Lefty Hogan
East River Hoe-Down
There Never Was a Baby like my Baby
Wife and Husband
Space Brigade
Hodgkins, Hotchkiss, Hitchcock, Captain Universe, Higgins, Radio Voice and Queen Chlorophyl
If You Hadn't, But You Did?
The Girl, The Other Woman and The Man
The Clown
Siegfried
The Guide Book
Urchin, The Girl, Lover, Traveller and The American
Here's What You Said
Catch our Act
A Vaudevillian
At the Met
Siegfried, Br³nnhilde and The Dragon
ACT 2
Sung By
Everlasting
Schneider's Miracle
Schneider, Mrs. Higgleston, Piper, Miss Flaherty, Inspector, Man on Bench, Little Girl, Policeman and Passer-by
Give a Little, Get a Little Love
Dog Show
Judge, Russian Wolfhound, Trainer for Wolfhounds, Pekinese, Trainer for Pekinese, Cocker Spaniel, Trainer for Cocker Spaniels, Dalmatian, Trainer for Dalmations, French Poodle and Manager for Poodle