| ACT 1 | Sung By |
|---|
| Simple Movie Folk | Miss Gloria Mundi, Miss Beverly Wilshire, Little Miss Peggy, Girls and Ensemble |
| Little Butter-Up | Louhedda Hopsons |
| An Agent's Lot Is Not a Happy One | Dick Live-Eye |
| A Maiden Often Seen | Ralph Rackstraw, Miss Beverly Wilshire and Ensemble |
| I'm a Big Director at Pinafore | Mike Corcoran and Ensemble |
| Here on the Lot | Brenda Blossom |
| Joe Porter's Car is Seen | Male Chorus and Ensemble |
| I Am the Monarch of the Joint | Joseph W. Porter, Miss Hebe and Ensemble |
| When I Was a Lad | Joseph W. Porter and Ensemble |
| A Writer Fills the Lowest Niche | Bob Beckett, Ralph Rackstraw, Guard and Ensemble |
| Never Mind the Why and Wherefore | Dick Live-Eye and Ensemble |
| Refrain, Audacious Scribe/ Proud Lady, Have Your Way | Ralph Rackstraw, Brenda Blossom, Miss Hebe and Ensemble |
| Can I Survive This Overbearing? | Dick Live-Eye, Brenda Blossom, Miss Hebe, Ralph Rackstraw, Bob Beckett and Ensemble |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
|---|
| Fair Moon | Mike Corcoran |
| I Am the Monarch of the Joint (Reprise) | Joseph W. Porter, Miss Hebe and Ensemble |
| Success Story | Ensemble |
| Hollywood's a Funny Place | Louhedda Hopsons and Joseph W. Porter |
| To Go Upon the Stage | Brenda Blossom |
| He Is A Movie Man | Joseph W. Porter, Dick Live-Eye and Ensemble |
| The Merry Maiden and the Jerk | Dick Live-Eye and Joseph W. Porter |
| Carefully on Tiptoe Stealing | Brenda Blossom, Ralph Rackstraw, Dick Live-Eye, Mike Corcoran and Ensemble |
| Pretty Daughter of Mine | Mike Corcoran, Ralph Rackstraw, Miss Hebe, Joseph W. Porter, Dick Live-Eye and Ensemble |
| Farewell, My Own | Ralph Rackstraw, Brenda Blossom, Miss Hebe, Joseph W. Porter, Louhedda Hopsons, Bob Beckett and Ensemble |
| This Town I Now Must Shake | Louhedda Hopsons and Ensemble |
