| ACT 1 | Sung By |
|---|
| A Toast to Alpha Cholera | Fraternity Men |
| We Feel Our Man is Definitely You | Shyster Fiscal, Roger Hailfellow and Fraternity Men |
| The Legendary Eino Fflliikkiinnen | Eino Fflliikkiinnenn, Asa Hearthrug and Fraternity Men |
| Too Nice a Day to Go to School | Kermit McDermott, Peggy Hepp, Charlie Convertible, Van Varsity and Students |
| I Knew I'd Know | Clothilde Pfefferkorn |
| I'll Turn a Little Cog | Yetta Samovar, Asa Hearthrug, Charlie Convertible, Van Varsity and Singers |
| Who Do You Think You Are? | Kermit McDermott, Asa Hearthrug and Students |
| Everything Leads Right Back to Love | Clothilde Pfefferkorn and Asa Hearthrug |
| Little Yetta's Gonna Get a Man | Yetta Samovar |
| Alice in Boogieland | Muskie Pike, Peggy Hepp, Shyster Fiscal and Roger Hailfellow |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
|---|
| After Graduation Day | Charlie Convertible and Students |
| There's Lots of Things You Can Do With Two (But Not With Three) | Yetta Samovar, Shyster Fiscal, Noblesse Oblige, Roger Hailfellow, Asa Hearthrug, Muskie Pike, Dancers and Students |
| The Story of the Carrot | Asa Hearthrug and Eino Fflliikkiinnenn |
| When You Are Eighteen | Clothilde Pfefferkorn |
| Star of the North Star State | Students |
| I Knew I'd Know (Reprise) | Clothilde Pfefferkorn |
| It Couldn't Be Done (But We Did It) | Entire Company |
