| ACT 1 |
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| Song List | | Sung By |
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| So I've Been Told | | Dexter Joyce (a wine agent) and Dorothy Willetts |
| Vanderbilt Cup | | |
| The Lament of the Crusty Dames | | |
| The Little Chauffeur | | Clarinda Larkspur (who objects to a speed limit) |
| If You Were I, and I Were You | | Dexter Joyce (a wine agent) and Male Quartette |
| ACT 2 |
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| Song List | | Sung By |
|---|
| Somewhere in the World (There's a Little Girl for Me) | | Dexter Joyce (a wine agent) and Male Quartette |
| Wine, Women and Song | | Theodore Banting (an Equitable attorney at law), Girls of the Comic Opera and Whirlwind Dance Specialty |
| The Ride to the Course | | |
| My Houseboat Beau | | Dorothy Willetts and Chorus |
| ACT 3 |
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| Song List | | Sung By |
|---|
| If You Were Lost to Me | | Clarinda Larkspur (who objects to a speed limit) |
| The Fatal Curse of Beauty | | Crusty Dames |
