| ACT 1 |
| Song List | | Sung By |
| Run, Run, Run | | Singers and Dancers |
| The Nicest Thing | | Audrey |
| Hey, Jimmy, Joe, John, Jim, Jack | | Erwin |
| Broads Ain't People | | Erwin, Harry, Frankie and Charlie |
| Let It Ride | | Patsy, Singers and Dancers |
| I'll Learn Ya | | Erwin and Patsy |
| Love Let Me Know | | Audrey and Carver |
| Happy Birthday | | Birthday Girls |
| Everything Beautiful | | Erwin and Birthday Girls |
| Who's Doing What to Erwin | | Audrey, Chief Schermerhorn, Carver and Mother |
| I Wouldn't Have Had To | | Mabel |
| ACT 2 |
| Song List | | Sung By |
| There's Something About a Horse | | Singers and Dancers |
| He Needs You | | Erwin, Frankie and Charlie |
| Just an Honest Mistake | | Chief Schermerhorn, Repulski and Cops |
| His Own Little Island | | Erwin |
| If Flutterby Wins | | Erwin, Patsy, Frankie, Charlie, Harry and Hoods |